when no one in class is ready for the test
Client: It’s been a week [since the initial meeting]. We’re checking in to see what progress you’ve made.
Me: I’m sorry, I still don’t have a signed contract or deposit from you. Did you put them in the mail recently?
Client: You haven’t started yet?
Me: No, I can’t begin work without a signed contract.
Client: That’s no way to run a business.
"We were going to pay you, but seeing as your lawyer has sent a letter of demand and threatened legal action, we’re not going to."
Client: I want my email address to be firstname.lastname@example.org.
Me: You don’t own golf.com. Your domain is [long domain name]golfcarts.com.
Client: Ok, then make it email@example.com.
Me: The part of the email address after the “at” sign has to be [long domain name]golfcarts.com. You have to include [long domain name]golfcarts.com in your email address.
Client: Oh! I get it, sorry. Make it [long domain name]firstname.lastname@example.org then.
Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!
I send the (unchanged) file back to her.
Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.
I send the same file - again, unchanged.
Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!
Again, same file, unchanged.
Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?